Emily: What do you want?
Nolan: Well, world peace. But I’ll start small. Croissan’wich?
Episode 1.17 “Doubt”
Finally catching up on REVENGE!!!
A Game of Revenge
When you play the game of revenge, you win or you dig two graves.
Anonymous asked:
This isn't a question, just wanted to say Reveeeengggee!!! There hasn't been a new episode in forever. Get back on my TV! That's all.
Indeed! (Sorry, I am WAY behind the times. I only just started catching up on the rest of the season.)
whatiscake asked:
I am so glad I found this blog. So much lulz.
Thank you! I am so delighted that I have provided you with lulz.
I’m sorry there haven’t been any new posts for a month. It turns out that maintaining a mash-up tumblr is not compatible with getting schoolwork done, so I’m afraid Game of Revenge will be on hiatus until I get my shit together. But not to worry! Much like the undervalued NBC comedy Community, I will be back. Eventually.
Amanda (V.O.): People are fond of saying that you can’t un-ring a bell. And while that may be true, you can certainly smother its ring with the dull roar of conjecture and lies.
Episode 1.12 “Infamy”
Sansa IS Emily Thorne, guys. Just wait for it. Can’t you hear her doing these melodramatic voice-overs?
In other news, I’m glad Emily’s back to dramatically drawing X’s over her enemies’ faces in red Sharpie. I really missed that.
Nolan: Spineless, seersucking dilletante! You know, I haven’t been this disappointed since Phantom Menace!
Episode 1.12 “Infamy”
Nolan: Somebody loves their second amendment.
Daniel: Dad and I spent a lot of time here when I was younger.
Nolan: Good times.
Episode 1.12 “Infamy”
(Jon: angst angst angst angst angst!)
Jack: Darlin’, find something sexy to wear, ‘cause I’m gonna take you to Atlantic City, and you’re gonna watch me turn 500 into 5000.
Amanda: Serious?
Jack: As a heart attack.
Episode 1.12 “Infamy”
Whoa, Revenge writers. Definitely too soon.
(By Atlantic City, he means Westeros, and by dollars, he means dead enemies.)
Amanda: We need a field trip. What about Atlantic City? Little gambling, little clubbing, little trouble…
Jack: Sounds great. Unfortunately, I have a bar to run.
Amanda: Snoozefest!
Episode 1.12 “Infamy”
Renly’s just too much of a type-A personality! If he doesn’t watch out, he’s going to go the way of his father! (Too soon?)
Conrad: What about the de Kooning I bought you for your birthday? The one you said you couldn’t live without.
Victoria: Like so many things, it hasn’t aged well.
Episode 1.11 “Duress”
Victoria: Ah, rosé. How lovely.
Episode 1.7 “Charade”
