A Game of Revenge

When you play the game of revenge, you win or you dig two graves.

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…so, maybe it’s not a direct quote. But can we talk about HOLY CRAP that finale! Why is Emily’s weapon of choice a giant effing steel axe? Jesus, I don’t know, probably because she’s a bamf or something. And given the theme of this tumblr, I love how “Seven Devils” has become the song we use to promote all the tv shows where everyone is broken and corrupt and scheming! Oh, and Nolan! Nolan. Favorite.

…so, maybe it’s not a direct quote.

But can we talk about HOLY CRAP that finale! Why is Emily’s weapon of choice a giant effing steel axe? Jesus, I don’t know, probably because she’s a bamf or something.

And given the theme of this tumblr, I love how “Seven Devils” has become the song we use to promote all the tv shows where everyone is broken and corrupt and scheming!

Oh, and Nolan! Nolan. Favorite.

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Tyrion: As if you don’t know the name of every boy in town. Varys: I’m not entirely sure what you’re suggesting. Tyrion: I’m entirely sure you’re entirely sure what I’m suggesting. Episode 2.09 “Blackwater” I’m suggesting you’re a SLUT.

Tyrion: As if you don’t know the name of every boy in town.

Varys: I’m not entirely sure what you’re suggesting.

Tyrion: I’m entirely sure you’re entirely sure what I’m suggesting.

Episode 2.09 “Blackwater”

I’m suggesting you’re a SLUT.

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Anonymous asked: This isn't a question, just wanted to say Reveeeengggee!!! There hasn't been a new episode in forever. Get back on my TV! That's all.

Indeed! (Sorry, I am WAY behind the times. I only just started catching up on the rest of the season.)

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thecakebender asked: I am so glad I found this blog. So much lulz.

Thank you! I am so delighted that I have provided you with lulz.

I’m sorry there haven’t been any new posts for a month. It turns out that maintaining a mash-up tumblr is not compatible with getting schoolwork done, so I’m afraid Game of Revenge will be on hiatus until I get my shit together. But not to worry! Much like the undervalued NBC comedy Community, I will be back. Eventually.

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Amanda (V.O.): People are fond of saying that you can’t un-ring a bell. And while that may be true, you can certainly smother its ring with the dull roar of conjecture and lies. Episode 1.12 “Infamy” Sansa IS Emily Thorne, guys. Just wait for it. Can’t you hear her doing these melodramatic voice-overs? In other news, I’m glad Emily’s back to dramatically drawing X’s over her enemies’ faces in red Sharpie. I really missed that.

Amanda (V.O.): People are fond of saying that you can’t un-ring a bell. And while that may be true, you can certainly smother its ring with the dull roar of conjecture and lies.

Episode 1.12 “Infamy”

Sansa IS Emily Thorne, guys. Just wait for it. Can’t you hear her doing these melodramatic voice-overs?

In other news, I’m glad Emily’s back to dramatically drawing X’s over her enemies’ faces in red Sharpie. I really missed that.

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Jack: Darlin’, find something sexy to wear, ‘cause I’m gonna take you to Atlantic City, and you’re gonna watch me turn 500 into 5000. Amanda: Serious? Jack: As a heart attack. Episode 1.12 “Infamy” Whoa, Revenge writers. Definitely too soon. (By Atlantic City, he means Westeros, and by dollars, he means dead enemies.)

Jack: Darlin’, find something sexy to wear, ‘cause I’m gonna take you to Atlantic City, and you’re gonna watch me turn 500 into 5000.

Amanda: Serious?

Jack: As a heart attack.

Episode 1.12 “Infamy”

Whoa, Revenge writers. Definitely too soon.

(By Atlantic City, he means Westeros, and by dollars, he means dead enemies.)

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